A Hundred Thousand Broken Hearts

Those players in the NBA game during the montage look like they’re straight out of Space Jam

Whoa shit, more realistic crowds in all these sports games I don’t fucking play? How did you know Microsoft? It’s everything I’ve ever dreamed of.

Like, yes I realize this is literally the epitome of a first world problem, being so pissed about something like this. But what else do I have to do?

Rhyse had it right. Shut the fuck up about EA Sports, I’m not in a fucking frat or a fake fucking Italian.

Jesus fuck Microsoft. You know what I didn’t want in a new Xbox? REQUIRED KINECT and a fucking WiiMote built into the gotdam controller. This is dumb as fuck. Did literally everyone at Microsoft forget that the Xbox is a fuckin gaming console, not a glorified DVR? Get fuckin fucked.

Hello friends, I am HERE now. Please correct your links accordingly.